Zorro turns vegan

Me: So who chomped on my courgette?

Guilty party steps forward.

Zorro: Before you get the cross face I am becoming a vegan. So I was just sticking to my dietary principles.

Me: Zorro you do realise that means no meat, no fish, no cheese, no eggs and no milk. Also you are a canine you are a carnivore.

Zorro: Em. I may need to rethink this.

Me: You do that and get back to me so I can chop carrots for supper.

5 minutes later:

Zorro: ok I have rethought it I will keep with the old diet if you don’t mind.

Me: good decision thank your lucky stars you don’t live with Lewis Hamilton he has made his dog go vegan.

Zorro: Phew that was a close call!