You couldn't make it up!

Insane day that started so normal and ended with shock!
Normal lunch in wetherspoons followed by the usual Monday trip to sainsburys. Dad and I escape the shopping fun but soon get a panicked phone from mum screaming that grans been sick. Dad and I rush back to the rescue to find a very stressed mother and a rather smelly gran. We dump the shopping ASAP and wheel gran, still puking, to the car. Drop gran and mum home and return, slightly embarrassed, to get the shopping.
We get to sainos to find mums phone abandoned on the side and a very dirty shopping trolley. Mini panic and we then decide to dump anything covered in puke as discreetly as possible. While I'm paying dad goes to dump the puke stained trolley only to see a woman trot up to it once abandoned and plant her child into the trolley and happily skip into the store. And to think she'll wonder how the child got ill, but it all happened so fast dad couldn't react.
Once home we have unpacked and are reminiscing over our unfortunate day for the phone to ring. It's mum laughing her head off saying that gran has just discovered she no longer has her false teeth in her mouth and could I drive back to sainos, for the 3rd time, to find them!!! This took a while for me to digest but an hour later there I am with bright yellow marigolds on in the toilets at sainsburys hunting through puke stained tissues and bags looking for my grans teeth!!
All I can say is that I bloody found them and will never be shopping in that particular branch of sainsburys or with my gran again!