In Training For The Pursuit Of The Hirsute

I've always had a strange relationship with hairdressers and having my hair cut. I'm fascinated by some of the outrageous styles I see but I hate having my hair cut - I often leave it far too long between cuts. Maybe it's due to getting older and having less and less hair on my head! Over the last few years I've sported a beard, probably to compensate for that - I now look a bit like a hairy egg! Oh, well!