Vaguely Wild!

"Okay, ready for Wild Wednesday when you are!"

"Right, but before we start I just need to make sure you're aware of a few things first."

"I didn't think there were rules?"

"Shoosh...... there's no!"

"Good, I'm wild ........... dinnae dae rules!"

"Okay, it's purely for fun!"

"Of course!"

"There's no results, no prizes ...... no hearts, no stars!"

"Fine!"

"No "Honourable Mentions"!"

"Fine .......... dinnae ken what they are anyway!"

"The hostess with the mostess, is a key worker and disnae have time to chase about doing hosting stuff .......... whatever that is!"

"And she's a cheeky bosom!"

"Don't you mean besom?"

"That too!"

"So give us yer best "wild"!"

"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

"Brilliant ............... and how about your best vague?"

"??????????"

"Perfect!"

"Can I get a grape now?"


Wild Thingy!

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