Big triumph of daddy parenting

Elinor has been on the bunny hill too long and so today I took her up the Silver chair to introduce her to some "real skiing}. Phrases like ”I want to go home” “I hate you daddy”  “this is the worst thing I have ever done and  it’s all because of you“  I’m not going to listen to anything you say” were of course never uttered and we got to the bottom to proudly boast to mum on what we had achieved.