Christmas unsprung

Sofa day watching the West Wing after spectacularly lady stumbling into a slow motion, airborne simultaneous faceplant and rib clonk onto a big old rotten tree stump whilst walking dogs in the morning.

I've had a pretty good showing on the old lady stumbleboard this year...not even one ankle fankle debacle, despite them being one of my speciality slips and trips...i've escaped many opportunities to splay my limbs like a skating goat, including a few shake yer bones stair based slippery slipper slips....sigh...it has been 0 days since my last fall.