Christmas Hat

Once again Arsend the Arsenal-supporting elf has come to join the household to keep an eye on his charge, Grace! (He says he knew all along that she was really Grace and it was no surprise to him! All that matters to him is that she is a Gooner!)

Anyway - due to Covid 19 and the desire not to get it and not to spread it, he has to spend most of his stay here in a specially designed Visit-Bubble. In order that he can breathe without sharing or receiving germs it is fitted with a high tech filter made of a substance named Gossypium Hirsutum, supplied at a cost of £1000 per unit by a company owned by a cousin of Priti Patel. The rest of her family are in hiding in case she tries to have them deported! 

Arsend is smiling bravely as his team take a 2 -1 drubbing at the hands of Everton. He is also distressed at the news that the five days he was looking forward to spending outside of his Visit-Bubble has been reduced to just one day.

Yes Boris has spoken once again and reduced the five day jamboree to a one day extravaganza. Surely the virus can be caught as easily on day one as day four? What of those of us who do not celebrate as an extended family on the 25th itself... what indeed....

And now, just to make those of us in Tier 3 feel a little less wretched, there is a Tier 4! Maybe Arsend and his Visit-Bubble are onto something. We could lock everyone in their house, in their bubbles and allow them out one at a time to do what they need to do, sterilising behind them as they go. Then no-one need ever have any contact with anyone. Do it for a couple of months and bye bye virus. Job done!