Cleaning up

The trouble with connecting a PC to the internet for the first time for seven months is that it scampers all over the place collecting half-baked updates, jumping into puddles and covering itself with mud and debris. Then it examines all the scraps it's got, tries to put them into some sort of order and gets very confused.

I'm sad to say that even when the cleaning up was 100% complete, the screen was still just as filthy. Very unimpressed.

And look what Britain's just got! Total isolation from the rest of the world (or, endearingly, 'ROW' in Foreign Office speak). We don't even need the Border Force any more. What a Brexmas present!