Ugly Old Git

This morning the current Mrs Mart nearly punched someone, and for once it was not me. It is true to say that I have been the occasional recipient of a Mrs Mart 'over-arm belter' (obviously usually extremely un-warranted) and I can testify that they hurt.

and the cause of the current Mrs Mart's ire???

Well, we both went to our re-cycling and composting volunteering group this morning. A fellow inmate volunteer called to Mrs Mart -

'Oh no you have not brought that ugly old git along with you again!'

She thought he was referring to one of our dogs..... however she soon calmed down when she realised that he was referring to me!!!!