Run Dave MC

1. Enter house as everyone is getting ready to leave.
2. Locate singularly most awkward spot to lie down in.
3. Look casual.
4. Practise breakdancing moves.

Err sorry Dave, what was number 4 again?

Yes, Dave is lying on his side, on the stairs, propelling himself round in circles by his feet... I've said it before and I'll say it again... Dave is weird.