On Sentry Duty

Pigeon #1:  I'll keep watch to the right and you keep watch to the left.
Pigeon #2 :  Which way is left.
Pigeon #1:  The opposite way to me of course.
Pigeon #2:  What does opposite mean, I am confused now.
Pigeon #1,  Why do I always get the ones who have no idea what they                           are doing.  I am sure Pigeon HQ do it on purpose.
                      I tell you what, you stay where you are, and I'll turn round                              O.K. ?

As it is the first Saturday of the month, indeed of the year, I thought I would do a silly blip in memory of admirer who hosted Silly Saturday for so long.