Escape Tunnel

...from Perth Prison discovered! 

Seeing as they could not play football any more, due to their ball getting stuck on the wall, the inmates of Perth prison had been watching 'The Great Escape' on the telly one afternoon in the festive period and decided to have a go themselves. Unfortunately, their tunnel was a little too near the surface and their plan was undone by some shoddy roadworks above. 

Still, they welcomed the whole country going into Lockdown 2 as it sort of levelled the playing field in terms of their position vis-à-vis the rest of the population. They had no further plans to be going out anyway.