That call.

H called, "I've had an accident ". What another one?

I of course jumped in the car and drove to the scene. I arrived before the police and ambulance. H was ok, if shocked, but the bus driver was adamant that he shouldn't  have had his lights on as he had to wait for half an hour and he shouldn't run his engine for that amount of time.  So sitting on a country road without  lights on is ok? He wanted to leave before the police arrived. 
Oh no you ******* don't. 

After police arrived H had pain over her chest. Ambulance  called.

Allowed home if I stayed a while with her. H therefore  became part of our extended household... your Honour.

She needs wrapped in bubble wrap that gal.

As aye

XS