Look Nigel!

Me: oh Nigel, look! Cyclamens! They’re so pretty, aren’t they? And they make you smile and think of the coming spring! Let’s take a picture...

Nigel: what is that smells so lovely round here? More rabbit poo, maybe! Oh TC look, a lovely soft cushion to sit on...

Me: no, no, no.... don’t you dare squash them....

Nigel: lovely! So comfy! 

Me: :-(