For Sale

The guy who lives here is a "junker".  There's often items in his driveway to tempt the passer-by.  The oven sign says;
"Hey Guys = You looking for someone to cook for you? Well, here I am!  Plug me in and try me. (Satisfaction guaranteed)  I am also the wrong color.  (I do need a plug)"

The fridge sign says;
     " Here I am!  Check me out
       You can take me home for $250 or Best Offer.
      I work really good and I 
       have an ice maker 
       for cocktails.   Bobbie threw me
       out because I'm the wrong color"