Listen To Lizzie

It was Prisoner Cell Block H and Chinese food night. I can't remember what Lizzie was on about but she'd been going through an annoying religious phase so she can doss with the Salvos when she gets out. The DVD got paused at that point and I had to blip!

In other news, Alf Stewart had been shot by police snipers as he was terrorising Fletch the Letch, Judy had her heart operation and an unbelievably gravelly voiced Scot (called Jock Stewart. Could they not think of a more Scottish name??) has turned up in the prison as a temporary guard to cover Fletch's absence. It's all go at Wentworth Detention Centre!