Food Miles

On Monday the banana muffin of love was in Falmouth, so was my passport. At four o'clock on Monday I was asked to travel to Cairo so the passport was couriered to Reading. It arrived this morning along with the Muffin which my beautiful wife had added to the package. Today the Muffin flew with me to Cairo and is now in a most opulent hotel room. But not for long. I am about to devour it with a cup of tea and a smile.