Red and yellow and pink and green

Wait! There's no pink!
I know, but there's orange in the second line, so won't that do for you?
No, I'm a bit of a traditionalist, I want them as written.
Sorry sir, we can bring in the purple and blue ones to go with the orange, as a bonus, no charge of course. They'll be here tomorrow.
How can I sing the bloody song with all the colours in the wrong order, I'll never get to the chorus?
Hmm, I see what you mean, 'ow 'bout you sing sommat different, like Over the Rainbow instead.


See. there's always a solution to every problem.



Ah well...