NEVER dare a fool?

This is One sq mtr - A.N.A.D. is to swearing.
Near edge = A flattened cardboard box I guesstimated at about one meter.  I stood it at 90˚ to its current position to measure first metre; then laid it to mark second metre.

"Earwig OH"! As the Wiggy said, leaping of the top of the Dahlia cane.

Will a weekly visit do?

A  N  A  D  = As near as dammit.
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