All the Goss!

My new best pal arrived after a longer slumber than usual. And she was in good spirits, although she hardly ate her carefully prepared lunch. Apparently this can happen. I’ve not to stress about it. 
Having delivered the wee one back to her mother, I stumbled over big breaking twitter news. MsCherry has been removed from the SNP front bench, "despite hard work, results & a strong reputation” as she characteristically and modestly asserts. As everyone knows, she has an ego the size of indeed, a small planet, to resort to cliche. And apparently she’s quite unlikeable and not much of a team player. So I’m told.* But in these days of “direct democracy,” that matters not one whit as she can bypass all of that, especially when she has become the flag bearer for that quaint old notion that women are actually defined by biology. Ms Sturgeon has turned wisdom on its head here and decided she’s better off with her outside the tent pissing in. Perhaps counting on the fact that biologically she is indeed a woman and she’ll just wet her boots.** Your sleuth will keep you posted. Pip pip! 

* I imagine
**unless she has a she-pee in her handbag. Who knows?