Tornado training

Little Johnny ('Tornado') Hopkins is training for the Toddler of the Year Show at Olympia. Using the hallowed ground where Roger Bannister trained for the 4 minute mile, Tornado has already mastered the Hoola Hoop and is pro-level (under 3s) at pelota. He is such a dynamo that three trainers are kept busy preparing new challenges for him.
Here, we see Tornado winding up for the standing long jump. Although he's concentrating so hard he's crapped himself, he still needs a waved, multi-coloured alien to really optimise the leap.
Sadly, as it turned out, this time the jump ended catastrophically when he landed on a cone.



Bench 452