Shopping convenience

We needed to shop for a few small things today and discovered that one doesn't even have to go to the mall to find what one needs. You only have to drive around a few major intersections till you have to stop at a red light and voila, there it is...authentic Ray-Bans, Louis Vuitton handbags, anything "designer" you need at incredible prices...no paper work, no receipt, no fuss, your entire transaction takes less than three minutes. It's the wave of the future. If only they would legalize it.