I found this battered old piece of music on my dad's piano. Thinking it must have a story behind it, given the state of it, I asked him about it's history fully expecting some magical tales spun across decades and continents, of loves lost and fortunes made - HA! the response I got was a grunt of dismissal and after much persistance on my part...

'oh I dunno, I've had it for a long time'

'but dad, there must be some story behind it, c'mon I've already blipped it and I need a story to make it more interesting'

'grunt'

So much for that then