Misheard

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

The Youngest Mini Princess was telling The Eldest Mini Princess and me that she had read about a mum who’s dying wish was for her child to go to university.

YMP: “I think that’s a bit of a strange dying wish. What would your dying wish be Mum?”

Me: “For you to be happy”

YMP: “TO BE DECAPITATED???”

Me: “No, for you to be happy”

YMP: “That’s a bit of a cliche Mum. Don’t you think that’s a cliche EMP?”

Me: “So, first you think I said I want to be decapitated and then me wanting you to be happy is a cliche?”

YMP: “I swear I heard ‘decapitated’”

Me: “We’re done with this chat!”

C

PS Yes this is me sledging.