Thee's got'n wur thee casn't back'n asn't

This little Mini must have been parked up many years ago - the land it's on has been overgrown ever since we got here and only recently has anyone taken an interest and cut the brambles back. You think every bit of land is in use and then you encounter the bits no-one admits to.

It reminded me of old Adge Cutler. As a Bristol lad I was brought up with the Krek Waiter's Peak Bristle. Although twenty years of being in Gloucestershire has toned down my accent, I can still speak fluently in Proper Bristle as well as English.

Oh, thee's got'n wur thee casn't back'n asn't,
'E's gotten in a fine ole mess some'ow,
'E's never ought stuck'n in 'er dissant,
Well, what be's goin' to do about it now?