Aftermath of a pilfered supper!

Zonked!

In the photo, Fritz the Ferocious is dealing intelligently with the results of his pilfered supper. You see, Fritz, unbeknownst to me, last night slipped into the kitchen as I prepared supper.

After seasoning more than a pound of ground sirloin, I turned my back to the kitchen counter... a few minutes passed... I turned back to the sirloin... to my horror it was gone!

I searched... not on the counter, not on the floor... but stuck in the kitchen doggy door a piece of the waxed paper on which I had been preparing the meat... no meat! Just the waxed paper!

I dashed out of the door, and there on the back porch was Fritz the Ferocious, licking his lips as he attempted to look innocent.

My dear wife’s and my supper was gone! Our supper, the beautiful ground sirloin, consumed by our Fritz the Ferocious!

My dear Frances and I had bacon sandwiches for supper, and Fritz lounged with a very full tummy (see attached photograph).

I later talked with our veterinarian. The vet said just don’t feed Fritz again for about 48 hours... and, in the future, keep our supper far from the edge of the kitchen counter!