Medieval Times

Evening! Am writing this as 2 of my boys sword fight around me. They are all pumped up from out trip to this place.

If you ignore the fact that it's horribly expensive, they fleece you at every turn, the sexism, the borderline animal abuse and the fact the food is dire, it's a great day out! But watching the kids have such a ball made it all worthwhile.

Note to you all though, if you go, don't cheer the Green Knight. He's crap.