I am over 18........

A bit of Clouseau and the Brothers Balls. These two are up for any bit of fun their half-crazed Grandpa can think of. 

Take two offspring, add a Borsolino Fedora, mix with a stockman’s coat and voila, as the French mutter contemptuously, a dog’s breakfast. We were laughing so hard as Dan slid off James’ shoulders that I chopped his feet. Never mind, the moment was the fun. It was even funnier when Dan smacked James around the head with a big floppy arm. 

Now we wait nervously for the French types to run out at Twickenham and rampage around the Rosbifs. 

Extra.
A publicity shot of G-BDII running in to winch from a lifeboat during a training exercise. When the lifeboat schedule permitted on a Sunday we would meet them halfway between Sumburgh and Lerwick, winch a few dazed folk up and down then go home for lunch. In the hover, just above the lifeboat, the whip aerials of the boat would be flashing past our feet. All very intense and exciting. Below the black weather radar dome there is one of the original cameras, capable of showing infra-red or normal views. 

G-BDII was based at Stornoway, known to one and all as “Beady Eyes.”