An assault on the senses

"Baby sensory" class this morning. Let's set the scene...

"Today, we're going to be working on our babies' sense of smell, so I've brought along some lavender and some..."

Cue sound effect provided by the youngest member of the class (whose name may or may not rhyme with 'Starchy'), firing up the rusty gun of nappy-rone and letting fly with a blistering volley of yellow pebble-dash.

After a swift retreat to strip and rebuild, mummy and the culprit returned to the semi-circle of trust, only to discover that their former neighbour had taken the opportunity to flee the scene, moving a few spaces down the line.