Don't get your twang caught in your drawls!

A wonderful present arrived in the post today all the way from the Lone Star State and it has kept me chuckling since. THANKYOU Itchythumbs for my 'Speak Texan in 30 minutes or less' guide. Here are some Texan sayings for you to grapple with, y'all!

Y'all fixinta dainz?
How y'allbin?
Hayur
Mawul
Guh-hall-leeee
Eyesbawks
Whuryat?
How'syamomandthem?

Translations tomorrow but please feel free to have a go! You know what this means Kathryn? I'm going to have to drop by the Mawul and pick up a Tyke Guide!

Now I'm half a bubble outta plumb so that's me done!