purple unicorn

The trial of the police officer who put his knee on the neck of George Floyd until he killed him was live-streamed today. 
President Biden announced plans to triple wind power in the United States, increasing jobs tremendously. 
A ship blocking the Suez canal was freed.
A homeless dog broke into a store to steal a purple unicorn. The dog's name is Sisu. He broke in FIVE times to steal the exact same toy when the store finally called Animal Control. The Animal Control officer bought the purple unicorn and gave it to Sisu. Why did Sisu have to break in FIVE TIMES BEFORE SOMEONE GAVE HIM THE UNICORN????
Also, Sisu has been adopted. 

After work I went for a walk in the woods, the same area of the woods I walked in last year to avoid humans. 
There was a human in the woods, walking on the path I walk on. 
I heard one of the deer say, "see, I told you. One human is cute but then they bring their friends and they infest the whole forest."