Dog’s Life

Ten hours of sleep, blissfully farting away and occasionally stirring for long enough to lick my nether regions loudly. Tuna for breakfast. Two leisurely walks in the spring sunshine, some cheese and a bacon sandwich (without the bread!). A session lying on my back getting my tummy tickled. A spot of sunbathing. A wander round the garden to graze on some grass (best make sure the flatulence level is maintained). Dinner. Several snoozes, a nap, a doze and forty winks here and there. A sneak up behind my mum to stick my snout up her derrière. It’s really been a tough old day.

And the dog’s had a busy day too...