Well

I hit my hand on the taps when wasing up then smacked my wrist on a door then knocked my arm on the corner of the worktop and caused a skin tear
I look like iv'e been in battle but iv'e not
And it's only sore when i touch it 
But heaps of sympathy off everyone who sees it 
Oh well i should slow down and be more careful
Dozy dollop that i am