Tea and sympathy

Well sympathy anyway.

SHE went outside this afternoon for a bit of rest and relaxation and discovered that all her sweetcorn had been eaten up.

I do know it wasn't either me or George - so it must have been marauders.  Which means we have been FALLING DOWN ON THE JOB.  We know she does depend on us to repel all marauders, and we have failed.

We must try harder.