It's All Went a Bit Tarantino

It's not the bacon butties or the rolls and square sausage that are to be feared around the college canteen, despite all the extensive research that's telling us it should be, it's more the plastic cutlery.

For some unfathomable reason, this morning's group were very keen on having fake scars and fake blood applied in ever increasing levels of gruesomeness by a colleague. All pretty realistic, and all completely edible too. Well, I was told it was edible. I tried it. It isn't edible. I'll take my chances with the bacon and the sausages.

Cheers for modelling all, especially this accommodatingly dramatic young lady, I'll email over the pics after I've had my tea and can face them.