Jay Bee Day Lee Foe Tee

By jackblack

Lazy Loaf

Home from work at lunchtime today.

Oven on.

Prepped my lunch ... spud for the microwave, chopped some spring onions into a bit of cream cheese, broke up a bit of smoked salmon.

While the potato cooked I opened a packet yes, a packet!!!!!, £1.49 Lidl of "Ginger Cake" mix and mixed it with oil and water and put it in a tin and shoved it in the oven.

Ate my lunch.

Chopped up some Lidl "mars bars" and melted them with a bit of butter then mixed in rice crispies. Put in tin, put some melted chocolate on top, put in fridge.

Washed the dishes.

Had a nana-nap.

Put the oven on again.

Made coffee.

Put lump of pork in the oven.

And here I am.

Not even 4pm and the dinner's halfway ready, and two sweet treats ready for afters.

No effort whatsoever AND a nap.
Can't be bad!

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