Cat recovers poise after veg box débacle

Eggy was rubbing his cheek in ecstasy against the corner of the new veg box (as he is wont to do for inscrutable reasons) on this very bit of work surface, when he misjudged and fell off. It was UNDIGNIFIED. So he insisted I blip him looking cool and pretending nothing had happened. But it has, and somehow it's all affected him badly, because he's gone all posterised. He says he's all right. Maybe it'll wear off.