The cat who got the, erm, shower curtain

It's not just the humans who have been exhibiting strange behaviours during lockdown at Ottawacker Towers. Our most human cat, Tui, has taken to stalking us in the shower, pressing her paws through the shower curtain to touch whoever is in there when they least expect it. 

The first time she did it to me I almost crapped in the shower. I half expected to see Jack Nicholson's head come poking round the curtain. 

She hangs around afterwards too to have a good lick of the shower curtain. It's as if it has been coated with a special cat pheromone. 

Can't any of us be normal?