Birthday

It's my birthday today.
My sister ordered in an afternoon tea, and my mam and brother came over for it.
I managed to distract myself with the cat whenever my brother was more arseholery than usual. He's an anti-vaxxer. He's a complete pillock.
Anyway, I thought I did very well. 
My sister has recently had some surgery and still has stitches in her head. She's healing well. My brother's idea of a farewell was to smack her across the back of her head. 
Did I mention he is an arsehole?