Wet...

Fine if you’re a duck. Bank holiday weather though. Traffic sucked... I went out to meet my folks and it took me an hour and ten minutes to get to Straiton (approx. 10 miles).

‘Oh I know... let’s dig up every road possible but don’t bother fixing any of the potholes. Use that cheap shite to tarmac the roads and we can do it every year’ said the Councillor, as the fat brown envelopes changed hands.

Moving on... my potato client made a suggestion for tomorrow’s post... he may well be sorry he asked! Ha!