WHAT?!? Not all of them, surely?

Gaffer needed to go up to the metrolopse again. One of the reasons was the fact that the sewing machine has been "a bad fettle" for so long that she reckoned she couldn't sell it/give it away/freecycle it in it's current state. Whether that'll give it a new lease of life or a chance to escape remains to be seen.

I had planned to keep #1 Aunt up to date on a Zamioculcas plant. But, having spotted this in the carp-ark, I just couldn't force myself not to have a jocular poke at Aunty Podean instead.