Military Man

I love this story . . .

My girlfriend and her family were visiting a niece/granddaughter in Charleston. While the ladies took a open-carriage tour, Dad & son visited the military museum. Dad slipped under the ropes (violation #1) & climbed the ‘no entrance’ ladder (violation #2) to view the cockpit of his former fighter plane. When son voiced his concern ..... the military police wouldn’t like Dad thumbing his nose at Regulations ..... Dad’s answer .....
“I’m 93. What are they gonna do?
Court martial me ?!?”

Moral:
Don’t mess with Seniors !
They’ve got the answers !