Happy Mothers Day.

Here I am sat in the walk-in centre with my favourite son. He's neither of these people in the photo. He has tonsillitis. My son that is. Not these men. That man with lots of hair has a bad cough. I haven't asked him. He just keeps coughing and making horrific phlegm noises. The other man, with less hair, I don't know what's wrong with him, he's keeping his symptoms to himself. Thank The Lord. Hair man has just taken himself to the loo. Amongst coughing and trying to evacuate his own lungs and spitting, he's had a wee. The walls are a bit thin.

There's a coke machine in the corner. That's healthy isn't it?

So, Happy Mothers Day all you mummies, hope your afternoon is as fun packed as mine.