FOR THE COOK/MUM

Here you are Mum, I got you this for Mother's Day.

No, no, of course you're worth it.

What's for dinner?

Roast beef? Oh, yummy. I'll just nip out and batter that Sox from next door and then I'll be back.

Seven o'clock? Okay, I'll be here.

And he will; I swear he can hear me dishing up from half a mile away.

I also got a card saying I made a delicious roast, a lovely cup of tea, and baked wonderful cakes. I know my place. Thank you Freddie, you're a good son cat.