Petrified Peeps
Neighbor: So, these your peeps?
Me: No, not my peeps, there's only one.
Neighbor (scowling): Don't get smart with me.
Me: I'm not that smart.
Neighbor: You know what I mean. Did you put the peep here?
Me: Nope, the peep popped up on Easter Sunday. It appears to have solidified since then.
Neighbor (face turning red): Some people just don't respect public property!
Me (thinking but not speaking): You just said peep!
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