A.S.B.W.B.

Another Sodding Barbed Wire Blip

It was all I had time for as I have been too busy topping up my tan and lounging around in my gold chain bikini . It's been a sweltering minus two degrees

In other news maybe Vicky Pryce should have gone for the traditional methods of revenge after all. No one ever went to prison for refusing to give back all the borrowed Nirvana CDs or the sports tops that looked better on you than him anyway or for sewing prawns into the curtains .

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no I never did the prawns thing. I hate prawns and quorn slices wouldn't have the same effect