Do I Look Happy to You?

She said she wasn’t sure I needed a You-Know-What. She said maybe it could wait til the next visit to the Dog (Not) Oasis. (Whaaaat?) THEN she said It is the birch pollen season after all. And I had a B. A. T. H. anyway!! So stupid. It might even have been totally pointless. 

And yeah. There is a C. A. T. right above my pillow in our bed. Mum has so far not been able to give me a good reason for this. Twice it has fallen down on top of my head. Couldn’t she have it on HER side, at least?