Flying fish in Seattle airport

Great meal, perfectly cooked cod (pretty impressive for an airport) all ready for the red eye to Miami then the pilot didn't show up.....aargh! However, good fortune prevailed and we were rerouted thru North Carolina and after witnessing a ranting woman screaming her head off at some young guy who had made moves on her daughter, after her throwing her Starbucks grande nonfat latte in his face, after the said coffee spraying us while we sat in the rocking chairs in the atrium people watching with our Starbucks, after I went and gave her sh...t for terrorizing innocent bystanders and ruining our clothes (actually the tree got the worst of it), after I Los t my cellphone then found it, we actually boarded another plane and made it to our original destination .......