All scridged up

Basically because it's more than a bit nippy. 

In fact, I (this is me, George),I slepted most of last night on the bed, and luckily she slepted very well and didn't really notice.  By the time she did wake up I quickly got on the floor and pretended that's where I was all the time.

I must have got away with it, because I didn't get told off - not even once.