Taxing

Dear O'H dear and Lovely Tea Jenny,

The Eldest Mini Princess and I were buying phone cases for our new phones today.

Man in shop: “Do you have cash?”

Me: “Sorry, I don’t. I can pop round to Sainsbury’s if the machine isn’t working?”

Man in shop (slightly grumpy): “No, it’s ok. It’s just that if I use the machine, then I have to pay the government taxes.”

Might try this at work.

C